Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 509

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10. Rest your mind my pal.

9. That was so cold I had to defrost the shopping when I got it inside.

8. That revving was going on all night until I dropped off.

7. A pie was all I had, but I dressed it up on a nice plate.

6. He's always saying 'love' like it's a casual thing to throw around.

5. Those earbuds look like something with evil intent.

4. There he goes, grinning over his steering wheel like a pensioner in a Honda Jazz.

3. The bulbs you planted have started coming up through that nasty gravel.

2. I use to watch it, but then I got really into true crime.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She had to pay the fine using her scratch card money.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 508

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10. It was all red, it looked like someone had coloured it in.

9. He use to be a really good singer but then he tipped over.

8. They're closed until about June when the staff all return.

7. It all fell through and now she's searching through the rubbish in the garage.

6. So many different choices when it comes to bags with gold on the straps.

5. That meal deal was great, it lasted me three lunchtimes.

4. Don't even think about me, I'll be in the corner cowering.

3. To the touch it was still damp and a little smelly.

2. Play what you know, those notes seem to have been cobbled together.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Never set it free within sight of your own door.

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10. You belong to me, don't forget.

9. There was this roar and I thought he'd cut off him arm.

8. You can tell how far back it goes by all the grime in it.

7. It's a lonely occupation being your friend you know.

6. The flowers didn't help, it just maddened the dog.

5. Those chips were the best I've ever had in my life.

4. The seal failed and all the air rushed in.

3. Sharon knows better than to stir that.

2. Thinking outside the box all the time where sweets are concerned.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keeping it all in one bag seems to work for crime lab people.

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10. It's not the same topic, but he likes to think it is.

9. That tail your dog's got is so fluffy.

8. I was already engaged when you called.

7. That's chewing gum, don't panic.

6. I was working up to getting off.

5. Sorry, I thought it was okay to move to that area.

4. Did Mike feel sorry for wearing the coat?

3. The college kept making us walk out on tiptoes.

2. The day rider is a strange shape, don't you think?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. All his email about was potatoes and their non-food uses.

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