Sunday, July 26, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 275

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10. I can't tell you now.

9. You'll have to wait, I keep telling you, that's how most things are.

8. I've had this trouble for years, but only recently has it become obvious to others.

7. I was stranded with Maureen, we didn't know what to do, so we waited in the bar for them to come back.

6. Don't get carried away, it's not as if he's the answer to all your problems.

5. It looked like it was backed up all the way, but it was moving quite well, but stacked up.

4. The bottom's dropping out of the direct-sales market, everything's going online.

3. Let's be clear with her and tell her how we feel, I can keep living a lie.

2. Being all friendly when she wants something is fine, but I think she's a cow most of the time.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keep his full attention, and you can get what you want, if you can press his buttons.

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Sunday, July 19, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 274

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10. Not going to believe it unless it gets posted in the feed.

9. Noodles no way, it's got to be pizza my girl.

8. Any help you can give me on that one?

7. Relationships are all well and good, but you can't really expect me to spell it properly.

6. Don't forget the coffee, it's the most important part of the grand plan.

5. It caught fire and they still don't know what caused it.

4. She came in and I explained it and drew a layout of it, then she told Sarah she still didn't understand it, despite it being explained to her one-on-one and given a diagram.

3. Fabulous, it's just what you need for the summer, the scrappy shoes.

2. They went exploring in House of Fraser and still didn't buy anything that they could wear to work.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The most sinister word for a fashion-trend, this slashkini.

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Sunday, July 12, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 273

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10. A veil is never going to work.

9. This is really weird, normally I sit where you're sitting.

8. I feel it'll only work for you and him if you really, really want it to.

7. Don't shout, I'm not going to have a discussion with you if you're going to be like this.

6. Except less and you'll always be surprised.

5. It all started last year when she came back with that sun tan.

4. Mary always struck me as incapable of being in a relationship.

3. The main area of change will be at regional, they have no idea what's coming.

2. I've not had a drink since earlier on, but I can't remember what time it was.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Let's pretend for a minute that I actually care and let's see if Matt actually notices, because I can be really aware actually, despite what he thinks actually.

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Sunday, July 05, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 272

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10. I love a good barbecue, make sure there's enough food.

9. I judge people instantly on the state of their eyebrows.

8. They're all too young to care about customer service.

7. They all go out drinking and then shagging each other, then bitch about it in the office the next day.

6. Don't post on Facebook about it, then be surprised when people find out.

5. I love rounders, I think it was the only sport I could actually do at school.

4. If I miss a banana first thing, it throws off my whole day.

3.  No, not crafts for dogs.

2. Did you know I use to work with him on the buses?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's not a lot of Rachel tension in that area of town.

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