Saturday, January 16, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 554

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10.

9. Get a grip, they're no asking you to be a doctor.

8.

7. Of course you can breath through it. it's a cheap piece of cloth.

6.

5. Any devotion is justified for the pie.

4.

3. There was no point in reasoning, there's no capacity for it.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't like it at all when it's enforced.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 553

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9. Threats like that end up coming back on you.

8.

7. There's always a drama and the pandemic is no exception.

6.

5. I know how she does it, I just don't care.

4.

3. It't been taught with him being in the house.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They can't get rid of the lodger, but he's better than they are.

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Monday, December 28, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 552

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10.

9. Looks like if that closes it'll just fall down itself.

8.

7. The garden is big enough to stay away from her even when it's over.

6.

5. She'a always mispronouncing words.

4.

3. Ah yes, that seat's out of use until next year.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like an elephant trap, but auntie-shaped.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 551

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10.

9. No, I've had enough of the smell of stale beer.

8.

7. If you keep crying, I'm getting off.

6.

5. What's that down there, a dayrider?

4.

3. Someone just left it to fester.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Oh I've forgotten the gammon, he won't mind.

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Friday, December 18, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 550

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10.

9. You can't keep a bad idea quiet.

8.

7. You know when you can just see something bad starting to happen.

6.

5. It was so repetitive I ended up nodding off.

4.

3. There were ice-skates, oranges and a sense of doom.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There can't be one person which doesn't recognise the rank stupidity of him.

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Saturday, December 12, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 549

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10.

9. What do you think he is, a flying singer? 

8.

7. You can't keep a good guinea pig down.

6.

5. They had them piled as tall as the side of our garage in the sweet aisle. 

4.

3. The mask makes her ears look more prominent.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was snorting into my Berocca.

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Sunday, November 29, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 548

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10.

9. That desk was so small.

8.

7. You couldn't direct traffic, let alone a film.

6.

5. If you glanced at your phone you'd know I'd left. 

4.

3. If he travels that far he'll be over his hours by about a week.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Maybe I'm boring, but I don't like different types of cherries at Christmas.

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Sunday, November 22, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 547

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10.

9. It would be nice, but she'll never realise that.

8.

7. I think I only have four teeth that have contact with each other. I don't wear my retainer, but I don't need to.

6.

5. A pint of Alloy please.

4.

3. I saw a Costa, but couldn't tell you where.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm on the wi-fi.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 546

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10.

9. It says there's no more matching suggestions.

8.

7. Once it opens, I always want more.

6.

5. It sounds like a plinky sound.

4.

3. There's enough for all of the house, but not the street.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was going to wear my onesie too, but I was worried about getting too hot.

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Sunday, November 08, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 545

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10.

9. Every time I walk past he swipes at me.

8.

7. It's so blunt you'd need a hammer to make a point.

6.

5. Gossip was it couldn't be made right.

4.

3. You have less and less reason to be here.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can't protect you from your own stupidity.

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