Sunday, September 24, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 385

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10. The hours really are slipping by.

9. If it depends on Des then we're all going to be in big trouble.

8. I could barely hear it, it was that low.

7. Did you see that in that window, she had just a hat on.

6. There was a scream that sounded like he was being tickled.

5. Me leaving is for the best when it's all said and done.

4. It got thrown up and over and right towards the front door.

3. There was a small guitar left in the room and the next day someone had taken it.

2. Tightened so tight I couldn't feel a thing below my neck.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's delayed for another few weeks, they didn't realise how old the road is, could have looked on an old map, twats.

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Friday, September 15, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 384

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10. Where am I?

9. It goes left, so you'll have to get out and walk along the verge, good thing you're not fat.

8. It was all over Instagram, hashtags more than your life's worth.

7. Keep some perspective and just chill.

6. I'm not going out for a weekend yet, I need to get myself together.

5. He looked like he was going to burst into tears and ask for his mummy.

4. I was saving that last nugget for tomorrow too.

3. You can complain as many times as you like, but I'm not going to give it to you.

2. Do you reckon they walk around with their eyes shut, just bumping into things, like local councillors?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It should be okay, Akers Way is due to reopen soon, thank god.

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Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Jack of all Dales

As well as being a Borough Councillor, the Chair of the Communities and Place Overview and Scrutiny Committee, Dale Heenan is also chairman of his own Library Trust.

Don't forget what happens to councillors who eventually get hold of 'their' library, they end up standing in the rain moaning about litter that they use to be responsible for.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 383

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10. No fish, no pinot.

9. He keeps coming home smelling of perfume that's not his own.

8. It was clattering all night, I nearly complained.

7. She couldn't get any in her size, so she's sent them back with last year's on.

6. There's no point in eating it if it's only a little bit warm.

5. It was so windy my gazebo started to lean.

4. It's something to do with gravity, but I don't understand it.

3. Older but not necessarily better when you consider how out of date it is.

2. I don't understand what my identity is.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Leona Lewis did alright. Alright, she's done more than alright!

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Sunday, September 03, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 382

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10. It's not faithful at all, it's just wrong.

9. As of today, I don't care at all.

8. If I can get my head around what he said, then maybe I can consider changing his mind.

7. Sensational does not quite cover it.

6. There's money behind it, so I'm hoping to get cut into it.

5. I think I need a rest, that's all.

4. Life is too short unless there's something you're not telling me.

3. Steve refused to mention her name and when I did, his face turned to stone.

2. It started off fine, then got really loud and by the end I was feeling sick.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I predict all of this, me and you, will be gone by Christmas.

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Friday, August 25, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 381

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10. Their speed to weight ratio is something else.

9. It got covered in mud, so I had to chuck it out and replace it with a wooden pole.

8. There's going to be some announcement made to regulars and it's not going to be good.

7. Flames on it make it look like it's going faster, and on fire.

6. She got bought lollipops, it was rather sweet.

5. Being there is not the same as it was when he was alive.

4. Katy Perry is not someone I would associate with.

3. They're going to cut our department, I can't see councillors wiping people's arses, but that's the only ones that's going to be left soon to do.

2. I started at 6 and I'm on till 4, it's all overtime.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The Snapchat is the same, but with an 'l' and a 'g'.

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Saturday, August 19, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 380

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10. His name is Jasper, and no, he's not a dog.

9. It got lost out the window as we cam onto the dual carriageway.

8. Keep going until you reach just before the end, then you can do a turn around.

7. But they'd used up all the coffee, so there was this song and dance for the whole of the day.

6. But I only brought a cheese sandwich, I thought we were going on somewhere.

5. Failing that, I'll throw myself on his mercy and hope he hasn't see that week's figures.

4. It just seems to be aggression for aggression's sake.

3. That's always a single decker, otherwise it'd be interesting when it got to the bridge.

2. I always thought I could lose part of my left ear and it would make very little difference.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just because you can make them foot long, it doesn't mean they're a good idea.

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