Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 391

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10. I won't know until January.

9. I don't want to sit with other people.

8. It makes you look like a pixie.

7. That one I can answer without lying or making anything up.

6. Christmas can be cancelled as far as I'm concerned.

5. Halloween is not from America, people just don't read history.

4. She should be careful not to break her hip.

3. Sarah thought she was being so smart and quite frankly she wasn't at all.

2. Very entertaining, I laughed at all the wrong moments.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Why don't you and your sister put down your weapons, I mean your phones.

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Sunday, November 05, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 390

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10. I'm going to let it run to it's conclusion.

9. I protect you from harm, I sopped you buying that dress.

8. Brave enough for the whole town, but not going to actually do anything.

7. So much chocolate in the shops already.

6. He was ringing to change his phone plan and got through to a chatline.

5. A big guy, with shoulders like a coffee table.

4. Socks, that's the trend for winter.

3. We bought the fireworks already, storing them under the oven.

2. It's so badly designed, every time I turn off the light I set off the burglar alarm.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Irresistible to women everywhere, including my wife.

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Friday, November 03, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 389

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10. I haven't seen what I can't talk about.

9. People think he's hot, I think he's dead boring.

8. It's just a backpack, no need to get like that.

7. Experts think it's worth over £200.

6. What's wrong with them, why wear white?

5. I owe him money and he doesn't take cards.

4. I never sit there, I can't get out if someone sits next to me.

3. Subway always has that strange smell, I don't go in there any more.

2. The points added up, but I still missed the level and so I lose them all now.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was so disappointed I nearly woke up.

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Saturday, October 14, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 388

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10. I've really been holding out for it, but to no hope, really.

9. I'm on Sylvia's side in this, she deserves someone who just acknowledges her.

8. She's done all her shopping up until the Spring.

7. They drank a lot, and he really hates it, but he always does it.

6. They're perfect together, but they need to know where their limits are.

5. I never really thought about him when I was away, bad isn't it.

4. God gets talked about all the time, I'm sure he's bored of it.

3. No I got fish, which hardly anyone in our street seems to buy.

2. It'll run mostly empty all day, but they'll never give the route up.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That one's unresponsive, you'll have to try further south, down here.

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Thursday, October 12, 2017

Excited Council in the Market for a Cheap & Quick Erection

A plan for a 15 storey block of flats with no parking in a town centre would get a careful objective look you'd think.


Not in Swindon. Not when the point of having a planning system seems now to be pointless, with councillors and officers now in agreement, as it seems anything goes. That goes for a cheap and quick erection, especially if the threat of having to pay costs after it's in the other's favour.

Councillors positively salivated at the council meeting that approved it, as if it's the most exciting event since the last round of councillors pay increases or budget cuts.

The best of the show was the parish council for the area, highlighting the pokey nature of the size of the flats in the block, along with the shadow the building will cast on it's neighbours across Commercial Road, the lack of any car parking and the the look of the building.

From an official SBC point of view, there's no point having any 'Affordable Housing' designated in the block as it's not likely it's what council tenants need and want (you want to go down to page 62 in the link).

Makes you think if the council don't reckon they could rent out the flats, what hope the private sector?

No mention was made about the block going against the Swindon Town Centre Masterplan that any development should "complement the scale and massing of the surrounding town centre buildings" (page 109 if you can find a copy). Things have certainly changed since the council strongly objected and rejected plans before based on the appearance of the building.

Stan 'your local, but not quite' man got very excited and compared it to the David Murray John.

Stan really should know better than to compare a block of flats designed in a couple of months to a vast town centre rebuilding plan that was decades in the planning and building.

The irony seemed to be lost on all the councillors that the view of the town centre's landmark, the DMJ from Deacon Street , will now be lost when the 15 storey erection goes up in front of it.

One word of warning that the council seems to have missed comes from the owner of Signal Point at the railway station. Network Rail have been blocking that being turned into flats as it will make it more difficult to demolish and redevelop later. Is the council boxing itself into a corner with approving all the office to flats conversions in the town centre (two in nearby Farnsby Street in just the last year) making demolition far more difficult if something better comes along?

I'm not sure most councillors are that bothered, by that time they'll all be staring longingly, shivering in their macs at the vast cheap erection surrounded by illegally-parked cars, in the shadowy wind tunnel of Commercial Road with empty restaurant units.

One cheap and quick erection, coming soon!

Sunday, October 08, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 387

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10. I'll haunt ya.

9. There's only about 10% of people who give a toss.

8. It's still being resurfaced and will be finished when I'm dead I believe.

7. Brilliantly he didn't notice when his pants were undone.

6. Something else, about couscous, but it wasn't clear.

5. A photo a day of you eating breakfast, that's what I'd like to see.

4. I was knocking them back and Snapchatting her.

3. Of course I didn't go on the training course, I know how to open doors.

2. Perspective is a wonderful thing when you've quit your awful job.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She got attacked by a load of hashtags.

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Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 386

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10. He suffers in silence, apart from when he talks about it.

9. Sorry, that's all the money I have in the world.

8. It turns left, then two rights and straight over the junction.

7. Just calm down and keep it to yourself, I don't want those lot sat up front to know.

6. It's a shocking injury when you consider I can still move it.

5. They're going to sell it all off to the highest bidder, not that there'l be much interest.

4. Keep all that evidence in the bag and we'll get it out when we get there.

3. Steve said he'd tell me what happened in the meeting when I go for lunch with him next week.

2. Well I can afford taxis each day, it doesn't mean that I should be taking then just because I can.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It was not long after I'd been married for the second time around.

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