Sunday, March 29, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 514

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10. Just because other people have been buying them, it doesn't mean you need to do the same.

9.

8. He's got a load of crates of Vimto as his background when he calls work on the computer.

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6. Those things you planted have started to get so big I'm wondering if I've shrunken.

5.

4. She's got about 38 pairs of shoes now, but still only two feet.

3.

2. As a smoker, there's never been a better time to give up.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's nothing essential about a platter of cheese, except maybe the Red Leicester.

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Sunday, March 22, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 513

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10. Those biscuits are horrible and when they go off, they'll be worse.

9. You've got pasta, but you have no pans.

8. He said he was letting me down gently as he wants different things.

7. There was no crying, but I did need to cover my eyes from her.

6. Not unless you've got sanitiser for my eyes.

5. A queue started building so I quickly asked for a baguette.

4. It was like I'd left my body and was floating in a more interesting one.

3. Saturday morning are sausages and sauce time.

2. The phone will ring and it'll always be the same person I was thinking of.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I've been following social distancing with him for a decade, we're divorced.

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Sunday, March 15, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 512

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10. She marched in and declared herself sick of it.

9. There was so much mess I had to watch where I put my feet.

8. I was surprised that film had an ending because it seemed to go on forever.

7. There was a lot of sneezing then I could hear giggling through the wall.

6. It was my best shirt then it got ruined permanently.

5. If there was something positive I could do, believe me, I would do it.

4. A hit is a hit, regardless of it comes from the disco era.

3. I got in and then it lashed down, it was like a deluge.

2. Imagining that he was better looking is the only option available now.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keeping yourself like that means you can't bend your arms.

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Sunday, March 08, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 511

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10. Just keep it to yourself, like that boring secret.

9. I told you we should not have given her a red pen.

8. You swing left, almost like you're in the middle of the road.

7. I had my hood up and couldn't see him coming.

6. They shifted over and now I've got the place to myself.

5. I kept telling her the date was wrong, but she insisted until she didn't.

4. Give it another 20 twenty minutes and it'll all change again.

3. Those windows have been steamed up since last night, I think they're dead.

2. The draft was so bad I had to put the kids socks on.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I got rid of all my jigsaws and replaced them with a dog.

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Sunday, March 01, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 510

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10. I can never say bye properly, I always say it like that.

9. No, I've got another murder mystery on Saturday.

8. But we both love you, you're such a perfect human being.

7. We get in ten minutes later than planned due to something happening.

6. There was a banana available, but I wasn't that desperate.

5. That tea you like smells of smoke.

4. Open your eyes and have a look somewhere other than your phone maybe?

3. It was so cold I just kept putting layers on until I couldn't bend my arms anymore.

2. Green all over, like a mouldy troll.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was going to get her some of that peanut butter marmalade, she always says she invented it first.

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Sunday, February 23, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 509

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10. Rest your mind my pal.

9. That was so cold I had to defrost the shopping when I got it inside.

8. That revving was going on all night until I dropped off.

7. A pie was all I had, but I dressed it up on a nice plate.

6. He's always saying 'love' like it's a casual thing to throw around.

5. Those earbuds look like something with evil intent.

4. There he goes, grinning over his steering wheel like a pensioner in a Honda Jazz.

3. The bulbs you planted have started coming up through that nasty gravel.

2. I use to watch it, but then I got really into true crime.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She had to pay the fine using her scratch card money.

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Sunday, February 16, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 508

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10. It was all red, it looked like someone had coloured it in.

9. He use to be a really good singer but then he tipped over.

8. They're closed until about June when the staff all return.

7. It all fell through and now she's searching through the rubbish in the garage.

6. So many different choices when it comes to bags with gold on the straps.

5. That meal deal was great, it lasted me three lunchtimes.

4. Don't even think about me, I'll be in the corner cowering.

3. To the touch it was still damp and a little smelly.

2. Play what you know, those notes seem to have been cobbled together.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Never set it free within sight of your own door.

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