Sunday, January 20, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 454

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10. Nobody else would act like this if they had your legs.

9. That sausage roll is causing a lot of problems for you.

8. Looking in the eye is a sign of danger.

7. Don't feel it's a standing obligation to always go this way.

6. If you don't wake up with regret that will be progress.

5. The rules state you cannot board with that rabble.

4. A new tie does not make you an executive.

3. It's all voluntary, so of course, it doesn't get done.

2. The consequences will be as bad as the choice of sandwiches.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you're going Vegan it's healthier to just eat crisps straight from the multipack.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Just(in) out of touch


The elephant in the room in Justin Tomlinson's online response to last night's government defeat, was no mention of the 118 Conservative MPs who voted against.

Interesting that he instead mentioned the opportunity of opposition MPs to 'wreck Brexit'.

Interesting there was no mention of his own party colleagues who seem to be doing that.

Interesting even further that he seems to be playing politics with a huge moment. Even though he's the first person to accuse opposition parties of playing politics.

Strong and stable.


Sunday, January 13, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 453

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10. Over 100 years old isn't that surprising these days.

9. There's was a doorbell ring, then a small popping sound.

8. That music makes no sense to me, like metal.

7. They're getting married and it was so very happy to hear.

6. The women were fighting, no idea what's caused that.

5. The pass expires, but I'll keep using it.

4. You can't resist the lure of cake.

3. She's heard stories all about it and pretends she hasn't.

2. My name isn't my real name I'm sure.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. What are you waiting for, you've got the right shoes on.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Sunday, January 06, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 452

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10. It's like their normal habitat, shopping.

9. Don't mess around, I'm feeling quite fragile now.

8. Samuel can think what he wants, I know the truth and now so do you.

7. Keep it in perspective, you haven't got any teeth.

6. I ate nothing over Christmas, I'm starving if I'm honest wth you.

5. You fainted twice on getting your post.

4. Quick thinking isn't always as good as you think.

3. Salad will be my secret weapon in the new year.

2. The reunion always happens at Christmas.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't put your box there, I've got my drum.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 451

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10. Potatoes are best if you don't know what to do.

9. There were like 20 men behind him.

8. It's an obvious disguise because everyone's seen it several times already.

7. Just give it a twist if it gets stuck.

6. I saw the face you made then.

5. Forget what happens last and remember how it starts.

4. Josie never shuts up about her floors.

3. But there's cold pizza left here.

2. She can either walk over and be picked up, or wait 40 minutes for me to get through the traffic.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He will stop at nothing, not even that.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 450

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. The custard hasn't quite achieved it's ultimate destiny.

9. You've not thought through this one little bit have you?

8. I was terrified that she might be a feminist, then I was terrified that she might not be one.

7. I had no idea pants shopping could be so enthralling until I dived in.

6. I would have given them a tenner for it, but they weren't having it.

5. Furtive whisperings to cheese.

4. That's a lowercase 'l' Katherine.

3. We like to set off late so if we get stuck it'll be dark and we can fall asleep.

2. She had antlers on, making her easy to spot in an open-plan office of people dressed the same.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. How can she hit me with a broken arm?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Thursday, December 20, 2018

Park and Hide

For the sake of the town's sanity, can Swindon Borough Council put some (make that, any) roadsigns up to direct people to the Wroughton Park & Ride if they're going to the Outlet this weekend?

It's fine advertising it through press releases, but there are no sign on the roads at all.

If you want it to work, do it properly, come on!