Sunday, July 26, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 275

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10. I can't tell you now.

9. You'll have to wait, I keep telling you, that's how most things are.

8. I've had this trouble for years, but only recently has it become obvious to others.

7. I was stranded with Maureen, we didn't know what to do, so we waited in the bar for them to come back.

6. Don't get carried away, it's not as if he's the answer to all your problems.

5. It looked like it was backed up all the way, but it was moving quite well, but stacked up.

4. The bottom's dropping out of the direct-sales market, everything's going online.

3. Let's be clear with her and tell her how we feel, I can keep living a lie.

2. Being all friendly when she wants something is fine, but I think she's a cow most of the time.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keep his full attention, and you can get what you want, if you can press his buttons.

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Sunday, July 19, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 274

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10. Not going to believe it unless it gets posted in the feed.

9. Noodles no way, it's got to be pizza my girl.

8. Any help you can give me on that one?

7. Relationships are all well and good, but you can't really expect me to spell it properly.

6. Don't forget the coffee, it's the most important part of the grand plan.

5. It caught fire and they still don't know what caused it.

4. She came in and I explained it and drew a layout of it, then she told Sarah she still didn't understand it, despite it being explained to her one-on-one and given a diagram.

3. Fabulous, it's just what you need for the summer, the scrappy shoes.

2. They went exploring in House of Fraser and still didn't buy anything that they could wear to work.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The most sinister word for a fashion-trend, this slashkini.

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Sunday, July 12, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 273

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10. A veil is never going to work.

9. This is really weird, normally I sit where you're sitting.

8. I feel it'll only work for you and him if you really, really want it to.

7. Don't shout, I'm not going to have a discussion with you if you're going to be like this.

6. Except less and you'll always be surprised.

5. It all started last year when she came back with that sun tan.

4. Mary always struck me as incapable of being in a relationship.

3. The main area of change will be at regional, they have no idea what's coming.

2. I've not had a drink since earlier on, but I can't remember what time it was.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Let's pretend for a minute that I actually care and let's see if Matt actually notices, because I can be really aware actually, despite what he thinks actually.

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Sunday, July 05, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 272

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10. I love a good barbecue, make sure there's enough food.

9. I judge people instantly on the state of their eyebrows.

8. They're all too young to care about customer service.

7. They all go out drinking and then shagging each other, then bitch about it in the office the next day.

6. Don't post on Facebook about it, then be surprised when people find out.

5. I love rounders, I think it was the only sport I could actually do at school.

4. If I miss a banana first thing, it throws off my whole day.

3.  No, not crafts for dogs.

2. Did you know I use to work with him on the buses?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's not a lot of Rachel tension in that area of town.

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Sunday, June 28, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 271

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10. No trousers, but three tops.

9. There's no later bus, this is the last one.

8. This ain't working, I'm going to have to replace the whole circuit board.

7. She went out with the kiddie from the shop, just after the staff discount I think.

6. You'd be surprised just how far a shirt and tie can get you.

5. When you think back, who looks like they've not aged?

4. Sarah need to keep Cindy in marketing otherwise accounts will go to pot.

3. Early, early, as required, late, rest day.

2. I've not been near it since they kept us waiting for half an hour, twats.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can track him on my phone, even when he thinks it's been deactivated, that's progress.

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Sunday, June 21, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 270

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10. I'm not overjoyed.

9. Who'll ever want to buy one of those?

8. If you ask me, it's ridiculous, she'll never make money.

7. I always have breakfast, one packet of crisps and two cans of Monster.

6. Just grab hold of what you want and I'll take care of the rest.

5. Just a minute, how old was this girl then?

4. Those skin tight pants are so much hassle, I'll not bother with them again.

3. James said if I couldn't make a decision, then he was going to make it for me.

2. Macaroni is all well and good, but it's not fancy enough for a fancy meal.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. See the guy with the blue top, I went out with his sister, didn't get anywhere fast.

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Monday, June 15, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 269

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10. This is a total joke.

9. Jazz's phone has been off all afternoon.

8. This is the first class of buses.

7. I always think buses are a reflection of a town.

6. It's like a secret life with him.

5. Let's remember who came up with the idea first, that's right, the inferior boss.

4. There's not real footage on it, it's all simulated.

3. Why would you want to wear a gold one, makes you look all blingy.

2. Assume Claire knows all about it, what's she going to do,

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't know where I am or where I'm going.

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