Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 491

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10. That's why the two sides can't mix.

9. If it's a quick word, I can still walk from this stop.

8. Go and boil your head.

7. She was more likely to be asleep before the end.

6. Moved away and got a better job in the next town.

5. The fuse blew and we she kept us in the dark until the pizzas arrived.

4. There's gravel all the way to Severn Avenue.

3. Norway is not in a customs union though.

2. The issue is not if Cindy does it, it's if she cares about it at all.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Don't forget how good I did look ten years ago.

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10. When I saw through it I was shocked like you.

9. There's nothing there, why have they got a junction.

8. It sounds like smooth sexy jazz.

7. He always strolls in late carrying a takeaway coffee.

6. All the time it's all about the nuggets.

5. The phone was taken away and locked somewhere.

4. It was a dance remix in 1992.

3. The phone kept talking back to me, it's not meant to be a feature.

2. Being less involved in it is not a bad thing.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They're called beat boxes because you'll get beaten if we don't do all of them.

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10. Never mind your laptop.

9. Keep the stuff about Mary out of the office.

8. It was a funny conversation through a wall.

7. They'll be a bang and I won't be near when it happens.

6. From the point of view of customers, it'll be great, but we might go out of business.

5. The big day of it all wasn't that different to a normal Wednesday.

4. The box was not working, I ran to the next one along the road.

3. It goes to that stop, but that's not the stop you want.

2. Vexed would be the understatement you are looking for with regard to it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I will call you whatever you want, but not that.

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