Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 484

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10. It picks it all to bits.

9. He's lying, he's been lying since he took over.

8. I assume I'm now allowed to ask a question now?

7. If someone doesn't want to do it, you can't make them.

6. Jumping up and down will make no difference.

5. They're going to build an extension to the extension.

4. Jason keeps making strange noises in the mornings.

3. I saw him, plain as day, walk passed the stop.

2. You better not hold your breath and hope for a change.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The last time I had a hot cup of tea was 1987.

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10. He was a bit late for the off.

9. They already reached their high point before I arrived at the stop.

8. There's loads of people I won't name, I can't remember their names.

7. Those in blue, those are the ones I like.

6. Mike's always been more handsome than you.

5. All that charm is not quite what it reckons to be.

4. Shirley always gave me the benefit of the doubt.

3. You can choose any one of the chairs you like.

2. I thought you said it was going to have leather seats?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Yeah, she's a right stirrer.

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10. Lets' mind out before we all get what for.

9. I could only stand about 7 minutes then turned it back onto static.

8. I found that, it retained much more heat than I expected.

7. That fish was really tasty, like beef.

6. Keep an eye on him, he's strayed before.

5. He's going to have an election, not that it'll do him any good.

4. Keep shifting your weight to that side of the cab.

3. We got stuck and couldn't get out until the main stop.

2. The sun came out then spoilt it all.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I've moved the sauce into a bigger area for ease of access.

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10. What about Sue and Geoff?

9. If we only just had some lemonade too.

8. There's tins in the cupboard that he's never even looked at before.

7. There's a nightshift on the base that they can all go in for.

6. There's nothing coming out of the straw, try sucking harder.

5. You've collected every single one since the late 1990s.

4. There's a saxophone in it, sounding very classy.

3. It came out the year I had my braces off.

2. The ham in it was so rank I nearly threw it out the window.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's a goldfinch, can you say goldfinch?

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