Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 128

"I left my transport policy on a bendy bus, has anyone seen it?"

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10. The cat is called 'cat'.

9. People are just buying anything, most of it'll end up in the first recycling collection after Christmas.

8. What happened on February 17th 1998?

7. She grabs him, kisses him passionately, he's stunned, camera pans out and cut.

6. Blame bloody Dickens.

5. She said she'd be here 'in the morning', well, she's got 43 minutes left.

4. People don't talk like that any more, but I think more people should.

3. On the strike of three, we all snort.

2. Grab the oregano and lets boogie whilst we cook dinner.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Men are just lazy, because they know that women will pick up the slack, I say we just all strike on Christmas Day and see anarchy sweep through.

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It's A Small World - Swindon Twinned With Disney!

Mary Poppins appeared on a westerly breeze, over the Honda factory.

Yes, you read that right and here's the evidence. Spit-spot!

Swindon Centric Says ; Bedknobs and broomsticks! The jokes to be made about where Cinderella's Castle is and who gets to play Mickey Mouse.

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 127

Will Thamesdown or Stagecoach be adding fuel cell vehicles to their fleets soon?

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10. How could you not love me, now that I'm the only real man in your life?

9. Lets go downtown.

8. It'll be at an accelerated, or speeded up, rate.

7. It's 17 minutes walking distance from his work to the house.

6. Battenberg?

5. We have to go to Bristol sometime.

4. You are NOT laying a hand on me.

3. I'm 15 years old, how does he not believe me?

2. He thought no-one knew about her being pregnant, so when it got written on Facebook, that pretty much burst his bubble.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If this delay keeps up we'll have to plan who on this bus gets to repopulate the planet.

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