Sunday, February 28, 2016

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 306

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Just me and the cat pretending not to look at each other.

9. It protects it with no cover, so the draft keeps it from sticking.

8. You don't need any qualities to do the job, just turn up.

7. A lovely piece of classical music.

6. A sausage roll according to Mary is an evil that must be banished.

5. I already got two boxes of them cheap, now we've got nowhere to put them in the chest freezer.

4. You've got to see these pictures of the way she was dressed on Friday, it'll make you jump off the bus.

3. 27 years man and rude boy.

2. See that woman, she was the one that got me sacked, fair enough I had taken the money, but she was such a cow.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That's the driver I think is hot, don't you think?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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