Monday, August 22, 2016

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 331

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Well that was a complete and utter failure, wasn't it?

9. It's a customer system, it should work for the customer, not for the accounting department.

8. You need to remember, I used to go out with her.

7. A pastie, now that is a lunch my friend.

6. No they are not my pants.

5. Claire reckoned she'd seen him back when we went to Bushies, back in the day.

4. Why don't we just get a pizza for a change?

3. He works in banking now, which is massively appropriate when you think about his attitude towards other people's money.

2. There's no law against it though, so where's the problem?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They said they weren't use to a man, it made an unexpected, but nice surprise.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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