Saturday, September 10, 2016

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 333

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It seems like an engine to growing up.

9. You end up going sideways with what's said.

8. Pokemon!

7. It was so hot I could feel the water in my drink boiling in my handbag.

6. There's nothing authentic about that hair colour.

5. Ken walked into the door, he kept on staring at his phone.

4. There's no change of direction, different day, same rubbish speak.

3. You do two years, then you move up to the next pay level, but you're always two years behind.

2. She's got no social skills, it's not her fault though, her parents were always 'different'.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. No, that's not an ice cream van, they're selling vegetables.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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