Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 490

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10. When I saw through it I was shocked like you.

9. There's nothing there, why have they got a junction.

8. It sounds like smooth sexy jazz.

7. He always strolls in late carrying a takeaway coffee.

6. All the time it's all about the nuggets.

5. The phone was taken away and locked somewhere.

4. It was a dance remix in 1992.

3. The phone kept talking back to me, it's not meant to be a feature.

2. Being less involved in it is not a bad thing.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They're called beat boxes because you'll get beaten if we don't do all of them.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.