Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 530

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9.  I remember when you could stand up in here and shout about politics.

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7. Then you walked in wearing a mask and I thought we were being burgled.

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5. They gave you a discount on the shoes, but not the socks.

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3. There's a sequel and it tells you less than the first one.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They'll be in, but I think they'll be at risk of boring the hell out of me.

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