Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 555

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. The lack of Mars bars was concerning I'm not gonna lie.

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7. The market doesn't need you in it faffing around.

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5. You've paid for all of them, you might as well use them up before they go off.

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3. It's just a brand-building exercise for him.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I really don't want to be sticking things up people's noses. 

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.