Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 122

Even in landlocked Swindon, we need to take heed of this!

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10. He's lacking a minority.

9. Someone should do something about the sexual harassment going on there.

8. Yes, we still can.

7. People need to get mad.

6. Keep your eyes on the skies, it's going to be spectacular tonight.

5. Who knows what could happen in the next 17 minutes?

4. Best film in the World.

3. Worst film in the World, anything with Jennifer Aniston.

2. There was a shedding at the wedding.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm going to do something exciting tonight, I promise, bathing in Turkish Delight whilst hanging from the Severn Bridge.

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 121

Don't let her break you!

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10. He'll win a nobel prize for bone-idleness.

9. About 45,000 people die of lack of healthcare in the US every year, because they can't afford it.

8. He's the MP for Kensington and Moredon.

7. We were home before you, and we walked.

6. There's been no progress at all on tracking that asteroid.

5. When did people get paranoid about vaccines?

4. I want to run into the film and shout, "he dies at the end."

3. Sometimes, shouting is the only answer.

2. I don't believe in olive oil.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm coming onto you, if that wasn't fully clear.

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 120

If more people wore hats, this blog wouldn't exist!

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10. Start the clock.

9. It sits between two areas.

8. They got distracted by the bright and shiny object.

7. Add that together with 'inflate' and you've got a great evening.

6. I threw up thinking about the Flintstones.

5. Speaking of zebras.

4. It's a long term aim of mine, to have a shoe room.

3. People took to the streets to celebrate.

2. Before we get there, we're here first.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Join us, before it's too late and some cult gets you.

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 119

"Me pips have gone!"

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10. Keep your mouth shut when they get onboard.

9. Can I take your coat?

8. Like the toilets, it's pay as you go.

7. I don't even know what it means.

6. We're fat in the forties.

5. Shame shame shame shame shame!

4. 34 percent of the time he's wrong with a vengeance.

3. I need to eat more avocado.

2. We might lose the word 'glee' all together.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't know about you, but I never come first.

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 118

"Keep your voice down!"

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10. I'm attacking drunk drivers.

9. We've created a boogie man.

8. I wouldn't mind working with her again, I like her highlights.

7. He's pencilled in for a good pounding.

6. Speaking of your wrinkly feet.

5. You need more than one friend, otherwise we won't talk to you.

4. At the moment he's getting away with it, but I've been counting the paperclips.

3. You look rather sassy.

2. It's uncomfortable and it's bad for my back.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Oh yes, team white-heat!

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