Sunday, October 04, 2009

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 119

"Me pips have gone!"

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Keep your mouth shut when they get onboard.

9. Can I take your coat?

8. Like the toilets, it's pay as you go.

7. I don't even know what it means.

6. We're fat in the forties.

5. Shame shame shame shame shame!

4. 34 percent of the time he's wrong with a vengeance.

3. I need to eat more avocado.

2. We might lose the word 'glee' all together.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't know about you, but I never come first.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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