Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) ; 187

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10. I think you're doing great, even if nobody else does.

9. We need to end this right now, before one of us gets hurt.

8. She came in after the 5th date and said they were getting engaged.

7. From his marriage to all that's happened with Shelley, the man must be exhausted.

6. Just because the teabags don't produce the colour you're use to, it doesn't mean there's a plot afoot.

5. I should take you on tour with a sound like that.

4. Where did she go, the top deck?

3. The card readers are going, as the tech moves on.

2. I'm just surprised that it took him this long to start talking.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's a whole lot of snobbery between Rodbourne and Rodbourne Cheney.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.