Thursday, December 29, 2011

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 232

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. That relationship will sink, even without the interference of the iceberg.

9. Stop muttering, what are you saying, we didn't buy the tissues?

8. Drinking anything stronger than builder's tea should be made illegal.

7. Bad people are attracted to Lindsay like a fly around horse-ends.

6. You seem less concerned that me, you're not asleep are you?

5. The worse thing about Italian food is that I can't eat all of it.

4. In the World, 14th most efficient, yes!

3. Found several more of those underneath all the chocolate bars, all with the right dates on them.

2. Don't think about it, just ask her.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The whole film just was porn for teenagers and a few questionable older people.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!

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