A statistical analysis of North Swindon MP Justin Tomlinson's weekly column from the Swindon Advertiser about the Honda news.
Frequency of works and phrases within the column -
I = 4
We = 7
Investment = 6
Manufacturing = 4
Debt = 1
Reckless = 1
Financial Sector = 1
Our = 5
Skilled = 2
Jobs = 2
Recession = 0
A statistical analysis of Swindon Borough Council Leader Rod Bluh's weekly column from the Swindon Advertiser in which he defends the construction of the new Croft Primary School.
Frequency of words and phrases within the column -
I = 4
We = 7
OFSTED = 1
Children = 5
Class Solutions = 0
Business Opportunity = 0
Consultation = 0
Cost Overrun = 0
Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.
10. That foot of yours will have to go.
9. I see no reason we can't have pasta tonight. But I'd prefer a curry.
8. Your afternoon has been rather terrifying.
7. She was asked to return after it had gone back to it's usual size.
6. Mousy, tousled, that type of thing.
5. There's no internal dialogue, I mean I did have my earphones on at that point.
4. Less is very much more, but only on spec.
3. There's no philosophy connected with it, it's just money-grabbing.
2. He's a lot smaller, but that does make him quicker in several respects.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. Your teeth can't itch, it's the same rubbish people talk about having your heart in your mouth, unless you're eating haggis.
Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!
Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.
10. This was totally what he warned me would happen even without me sleeping with him.
9. Let me just test out that theory on my thighs, I'll see how I get on.
8. It's an original jumper before they started moving production to Asia and everything was made out of crumbly thread.
7. Round up those paper-thin people from accounts and get them drunk.
6. Zaha is that woman I use to go to zumba with before she got thin.
5. It's not a new one, but it will do I suppose.
4. Imagine for a minute I care about what you're saying, just for a minute.
3. You can't brag about those shoes, look at them, they're not fit to be seen in the dark in.
2. No potatoes have gone up and I'm always at a loose end with them.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. I can't prove the moon orbits the earth, but like Mike and his wandering eyes, I know it happens.
Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!
