Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 248
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10. This was totally what he warned me would happen even without me sleeping with him.
9. Let me just test out that theory on my thighs, I'll see how I get on.
8. It's an original jumper before they started moving production to Asia and everything was made out of crumbly thread.
7. Round up those paper-thin people from accounts and get them drunk.
6. Zaha is that woman I use to go to zumba with before she got thin.
5. It's not a new one, but it will do I suppose.
4. Imagine for a minute I care about what you're saying, just for a minute.
3. You can't brag about those shoes, look at them, they're not fit to be seen in the dark in.
2. No potatoes have gone up and I'm always at a loose end with them.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1. I can't prove the moon orbits the earth, but like Mike and his wandering eyes, I know it happens.
Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!
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