Sunday, March 15, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 256

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. He reads women's magazines and talks loudly about it, over-compensating.

9. There's no need to show in Tesco, Aldi have it all and it's more interesting.

8. They did need a drink after, Sarah said he left with that woman.

7. Bad news, he's moving to business investment, bad if you own a business.

6. If there was more time I'd have bought at least another two pairs of shoes, it's only for a long weekend, but I do love me shoes.

5. I watched that film about Stephen Hawking, pretty good, he deserved the Oscar.

4. Clarkson's done nothing wrong, I'd have been angry at cold ham after a day's hard presenting.

3. Dangerous that the only way of accessing the turning is to cut across two lines of manic traffic.

2. Keep them in the Primark bag, then you can hand them over when we get off.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Turn left at the roundabout, follow it to the petrol station then right and you'll see the first stop, but it's behind two massive conifers, so you might have to get out and go and check first.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!

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