Sunday, November 05, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 390

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I'm going to let it run to it's conclusion.

9. I protect you from harm, I sopped you buying that dress.

8. Brave enough for the whole town, but not going to actually do anything.

7. So much chocolate in the shops already.

6. He was ringing to change his phone plan and got through to a chatline.

5. A big guy, with shoulders like a coffee table.

4. Socks, that's the trend for winter.

3. We bought the fireworks already, storing them under the oven.

2. It's so badly designed, every time I turn off the light I set off the burglar alarm.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Irresistible to women everywhere, including my wife.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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