Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 391

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10. I won't know until January.

9. I don't want to sit with other people.

8. It makes you look like a pixie.

7. That one I can answer without lying or making anything up.

6. Christmas can be cancelled as far as I'm concerned.

5. Halloween is not from America, people just don't read history.

4. She should be careful not to break her hip.

3. Sarah thought she was being so smart and quite frankly she wasn't at all.

2. Very entertaining, I laughed at all the wrong moments.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Why don't you and your sister put down your weapons, I mean your phones.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.