Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 403

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10. He keeps it all sweet.

9. Thanks, I hadn't realised their were windows there.

8. He wanted to sack him, but then remembered he had no-one left.

7. I swear, it'll be confectionary that brings down the government.

6. Infatuation isn't a great word to use when talking about a relationship.

5. If he's a role model, why does he have to take his shirt off?

4. She's got biscuits coming out of her ears, even the beds have them under.

3. They come and go, but you can always get a new cleaner.

2. The phone I have seems to have turned into the devil on my shoulder.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. No, it was the one where they froze Harrison Ford.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 402

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10. I don't like to quote yourself back to you, but here you go.

9. We need to start the fight back.

8. I had tuna, I bloody love tuna.

7. He should get the sack, you can't get away with that for that long and not get caught.

6. If you're in charge you need to dress the part and not look like a tramp.

5. All the predictions are that we'll be drinking lots and falling over.

4. That bus is always packed with really wealthy pensioners, there's none wearing anoraks.

3. Her face is always everywhere, you can't get away from t.

2. That's what they've been told, but it's not the truth.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like there's a prison in the brain there, with only one inmate.

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10. They were hanging on for dear life.

9. Trump is a racist, but will anyone stop him.

8. I returned them for recycling and they gave me back a fiver.

7. He drinks like George Best on a day off.

6. It's a real money-spinner, you can't lose.

5. She kept messaging me, but all sent back were pictures of panda bears.

4. They have the right smell, but I'm not sure about the flavour if I'm honest.

3. If it pours with rain I don't mind as it means I get to spend more time with the dog.

2. It would appear that you're right, which is my least favourite thing to say.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't have to like him, he just has to do the job.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 400

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10. It seems to be that no-one cares about him when he's being a twat.

9. Those jeans will go with that top and that top will go with Saturday night.

8. You can keep that drink for yourself, it's disgusting, it tastes like putrid socks.

7. That's a bold assumption to make when you're wearing that outfit.

6. I thought I was in 1996 all over again, I had cargo pants on.

5. The Snapchat to me is the end of humanity.

4. I liked his pictures and he liked one of mine from months ago.

3. The traffic seems to have been diverted through their front garden.

2. They keep painting them different colours to little benefit.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I know a stable genius, my horse does The Times crossword!

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