Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 402

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10. I don't like to quote yourself back to you, but here you go.

9. We need to start the fight back.

8. I had tuna, I bloody love tuna.

7. He should get the sack, you can't get away with that for that long and not get caught.

6. If you're in charge you need to dress the part and not look like a tramp.

5. All the predictions are that we'll be drinking lots and falling over.

4. That bus is always packed with really wealthy pensioners, there's none wearing anoraks.

3. Her face is always everywhere, you can't get away from t.

2. That's what they've been told, but it's not the truth.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like there's a prison in the brain there, with only one inmate.

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