Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 403

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10. He keeps it all sweet.

9. Thanks, I hadn't realised their were windows there.

8. He wanted to sack him, but then remembered he had no-one left.

7. I swear, it'll be confectionary that brings down the government.

6. Infatuation isn't a great word to use when talking about a relationship.

5. If he's a role model, why does he have to take his shirt off?

4. She's got biscuits coming out of her ears, even the beds have them under.

3. They come and go, but you can always get a new cleaner.

2. The phone I have seems to have turned into the devil on my shoulder.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. No, it was the one where they froze Harrison Ford.

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