Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 424

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10. It's not ideal, but you have to do it.

9. What's the benefit for them to hire you and not someone better?

8. We just rent the space, that's all we do.

7. Dave, don't ask me that, just don't.

6. A kilobyte isn't what you think it is.

5. I ironed this ages ago and it's still holding up.

4. It is unimaginably huge.

3. It's about 250 words per minute you can read.

2. But the population of the UK just does not care really.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The road will hurt you Maximus.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 423

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10. Michelle's already been through this before and picked it apart.

9. Your tie looks like a battenberg, but I can't really talk can I?

8. It's just rubbish, so crappy.

7. I thought it was ropey even before they changed the rota.

6. Keep that dream alive, but he's not going to leave her any time soon.

5. I hate pizza, it never lives up to it's promise if you think about it.

4. They offered her a place and she turned it down because it was south-facing.

3. I'm not following the business online, it's not something I want to ever be associated with.

2. It's tuna and it's so tasty, I've got some mints for afters.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I just don't believe a single word of it.

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10. Did you find the reaction different in the cafe?

9. That essay was so obscure I can't imagine anyone ever reading it.

8. Mozart isn't what you expect to get played in The Brunel.

7. He once bought some prawns, I don't know what he did with them.

6. It's the wrong method I've known, but it worked.

5. I haven't slept for two nights, so it must be real.

4. I wriggled about, it seemed to work.

3. I had a cheap sandwich, it got me by.

2. Why should they be bothered what I wear on my head?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The sex is different, not bad, just different.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 421

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10. It's not the right size, it won't do the job.

9. There's a shake every time we turn left.

8. No it's next to the shops and right opposite the social club, with the funny roof.

7. If they run it every 20 minutes you'll end up with about one person on each bus.

6. I'm thinking of getting rid of my phone and replacing it with staring out the window.

5. It only takes me 12 minutes to get home, I can't complain really.

4. Like, if you bought that top in Primark and swapped it for the H&M one you'd look so much slimmer.

3. I ignore it when he does this as it's all just to get attention.

2. He wanted to turn it into two flats, but then realised he actually need permission and he gave up.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You know and I know that we both have an issue with each other.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 420

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10. Were you to be as thin as me we wouldn't be having this conversation.

9. No she's not German but she wants everyone to think that.

8. If it's the World Cup I can forgive that.

7. It's the second stop after that freezer shop with the funny doors.

6. Our cat keeps vanishing for weeks, coming back and smelling of polish.

5. They reckon they'll close, sack everyone, then reopen on cheaper contracts.

4. There's only 20 minutes left now.

3. No, Michelle and I went to Subway, that must have been where we lost you.

2. Where they've reopened it's much bigger, but it hasn't got much atmosphere.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Quinoa isn't all it's cracked up to be when you've got it three days in a row.

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