Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 420

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10. Were you to be as thin as me we wouldn't be having this conversation.

9. No she's not German but she wants everyone to think that.

8. If it's the World Cup I can forgive that.

7. It's the second stop after that freezer shop with the funny doors.

6. Our cat keeps vanishing for weeks, coming back and smelling of polish.

5. They reckon they'll close, sack everyone, then reopen on cheaper contracts.

4. There's only 20 minutes left now.

3. No, Michelle and I went to Subway, that must have been where we lost you.

2. Where they've reopened it's much bigger, but it hasn't got much atmosphere.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Quinoa isn't all it's cracked up to be when you've got it three days in a row.

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