Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 488

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10. Are you on a train?

9. And that's all the tables they had.

8. It kept slipping down so I had to keep wiggling.

7. Try to keep a clear and clean head if you can.

6. It took about half an hour to cross the road.

5. Those sirens walloped along, I thought I wasn't moving.

4. If I was thinking that I certainly wouldn't say it to someone.

3. They do one with rye in the top that smells of old feet.

2. He's embracing other people in his retirement.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can use me as an object lesson.

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10. If he's deemed defective then it's all for the best.

9. Let's keep that scandalous gossip to ourselves.

8. They bounced out the room like they'd just been promised a blank cheque.

7. No, Argos has gone too.

6. Justin will tow the party line underwater.

5. Here they come, a line of students.

4. I don't remember it all that well after the fall.

3. Didn't you hear, backstreet's back?

2. She keeps buying flowers that fall apart before she gets them home.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's the highest paid idiot in the place.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 486

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10. You two are chatty all the time.

9. He got put in prison, but it's for the best.

8. You've got to get the name in there.

7. They're so rubbish at all their comments on the marketplace.

6. Keep it to yourself and then show it on the webcam.

5. Tuna always put me on edge.

4. 80 more of the original ones have just been put out, they'll be gone by Tuesday.

3. The glasses got found underneath the low loader.

2. She slept through until the clapping started.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm all sweaty because I power-walked.

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10. They sell them a pound cheaper in town.

9. No stars, it's all dead common.

8. Somewhere up there he lives, beyond the big trees.

7. All I can smell is stale bread.

6. They put a stent in the wrong way round.

5. It only works if you breath in first.

4. That film was awful, just a car crash.

3. Let's keep it all between ourselves, us two.

2. I suspect it keeps the right people out and the wrong people in.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It was a completely pointless trip, not a soul about.

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