Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 485

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10. They sell them a pound cheaper in town.

9. No stars, it's all dead common.

8. Somewhere up there he lives, beyond the big trees.

7. All I can smell is stale bread.

6. They put a stent in the wrong way round.

5. It only works if you breath in first.

4. That film was awful, just a car crash.

3. Let's keep it all between ourselves, us two.

2. I suspect it keeps the right people out and the wrong people in.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It was a completely pointless trip, not a soul about.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.