Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 487

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10. If he's deemed defective then it's all for the best.

9. Let's keep that scandalous gossip to ourselves.

8. They bounced out the room like they'd just been promised a blank cheque.

7. No, Argos has gone too.

6. Justin will tow the party line underwater.

5. Here they come, a line of students.

4. I don't remember it all that well after the fall.

3. Didn't you hear, backstreet's back?

2. She keeps buying flowers that fall apart before she gets them home.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's the highest paid idiot in the place.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.