Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 496

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10. Did you see the chat they had, everyone could hear the shouting from upstairs.

9. They drove there and back in a day, because he doesn't like hotels.

8. The jet lag will knock them sideways.

7. It sounds like a dog with hiccups.

6. Simon said it was ironic, but it's not the same thing.

5. Lets keep our hats on and see what the temperature's like.

4. I read an article about that and the red colour it found.

3. Greatest hits is just a lazy shift at work for them.

2. You can't just keep buying reusable bags.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's a giant sausage with holly on it.

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10. Have you ever seen a slug with thumbs?

9. The roof came in and got it all mouldy.

8. They don't know when the start will be due to this upheld complaint.

7. It never starts on time, every time she's at least quarter of an hour late.

6. If it's too close to the radiator it could signal certain death.

5. The chocolate box has been bought, but I doubt we'll be able to keep the plastic wrapping on until the festive season.

4. They all talk about ill health and old times all the time.

3. Walking all the way down to the corner shop can be fraught with poor stock levels.

2. It was more than that last year, it's getting cheaper, but the quality's lower I'll bet.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I like the sound of white wine with my risotto very much.

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10. I can hear the pitter patter of an overweight baby.

9. The coat was so big it had a porch.

8. They just need to accept the hand that they've dealt themselves.

7. He had green makeup on his face and it made him look less scary than the rest of the year.

6. That side doesn't move at all, unless I've had a drinkie.

5. A boat is not something I should associate with.

4. The rent got shifted to dollars and we just couldn't work it out.

3. The spiritual centre is the middle of the road, any road mender will tell you the same.

2. Weather keeps moving in and disappointing the entire class.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I should have a manifesto, it sounds quite sexy.

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10. You can question me as much as you like, I'm innocent of it all.

9. He was seen in a takeaway in Chippenham.

8. Don't touch my cake, you didn't want one.

7. I was briefly interested, then I love on.

6. They disagreed on everything except the names of their children.

5. The smaller ones taste nicer, but are made in a factory that uses child labour.

4. Antifreeze was a great joke when I was little.

3. He's stuck in the middle of Wales with a broken van.

2. A hat would make you look like a minor royal.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He'll be kicked out, he's more crooked than a broken branch.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last, Last Week ; 492

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10. Keep that together and they'll work off each other.

9. That's correct, you're a righteous man.

8. Things weren't meant to explode and they didn't.

7. I didn't bat an eyelid.

6. Voters don't care about you and your record.

5. A sausage roll would be good for now.

4. Six weeks is all I need to switch sides.

3. Clearly I don't know what I'm doing.

2. That phone rings entirely random relatives.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was going to fill the car up, but it was raining, so I switched modes.

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