Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 493

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10. You can question me as much as you like, I'm innocent of it all.

9. He was seen in a takeaway in Chippenham.

8. Don't touch my cake, you didn't want one.

7. I was briefly interested, then I love on.

6. They disagreed on everything except the names of their children.

5. The smaller ones taste nicer, but are made in a factory that uses child labour.

4. Antifreeze was a great joke when I was little.

3. He's stuck in the middle of Wales with a broken van.

2. A hat would make you look like a minor royal.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He'll be kicked out, he's more crooked than a broken branch.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.