Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last, Last Week ; 492

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10. Keep that together and they'll work off each other.

9. That's correct, you're a righteous man.

8. Things weren't meant to explode and they didn't.

7. I didn't bat an eyelid.

6. Voters don't care about you and your record.

5. A sausage roll would be good for now.

4. Six weeks is all I need to switch sides.

3. Clearly I don't know what I'm doing.

2. That phone rings entirely random relatives.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was going to fill the car up, but it was raining, so I switched modes.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.