Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 518

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9. I would like to see 2011 repeated on TV.

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7. No, they're stuck at their official relationship houses.

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5. I need to see 14 days before I need more pasta.

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3. I'd love a haircut, but there's not enough yet, even if it was open.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If he drinks it first, which I'm sure he will.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 517

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9. There's always a gloopiness to it.

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7. I was really hoping you'd not mention my face this time.

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5. At this stage in the evening, eating them would be wrong.

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3. Gove looks like that kid at school who loved that he didn't have any mates.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The one thing I regret is getting a 'b' in history'.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 516

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9. There was a flash of light, then it went quiet and it all came back on and you could hear the roar.

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7. I saw her out early morning running, yes, I didn't know she was able to.

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5. It was so bad we had to stop watching 20 minutes in and just stare at the blank wall.

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3. The beans were all eaten, straight out the tin.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They're going to not give me any shifts until May now.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 515

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9. I've been keeping my chocolate for a special occasion, so I had it all last night.

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7. Welcome onto the Dettol bus.

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5. Just refuse to sell them a family one if they get on.

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3. I got from town to Walmart in about 9 minutes before, it's like having a private road.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They cough so much, when they do get ill, you won't be able to tell.

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