Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 517

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9. There's always a gloopiness to it.

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7. I was really hoping you'd not mention my face this time.

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5. At this stage in the evening, eating them would be wrong.

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3. Gove looks like that kid at school who loved that he didn't have any mates.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The one thing I regret is getting a 'b' in history'.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.