Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 515

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9. I've been keeping my chocolate for a special occasion, so I had it all last night.

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7. Welcome onto the Dettol bus.

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5. Just refuse to sell them a family one if they get on.

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3. I got from town to Walmart in about 9 minutes before, it's like having a private road.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They cough so much, when they do get ill, you won't be able to tell.

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