Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 527

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9. They've reopened and oddly it now has more atmosphere than before.

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7. I had the whole place o myself yesterday, the driver was happy enough to be whistling.

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5. She keeps turning it over unnecessarily when it's not ready.

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3. You can't expect me to pay that much attention to your doings.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The name's not offensive, it's being removed because it's difficult to spell.

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9. She moved out and regrets nothing. That's right, nothing.

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7. That situation doesn't get better the older you are.

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5. Why would anyone want to hear about your socks and their failures?

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3. It's not stupid to bring it, you're stupid to think it's stupid to bring it.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I like skimmed, then I add double cream to it.

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9. The range of biscuits is so big, you wouldn't think it.

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7. It's a bubble I'd like to prick.

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5. I'm not single, I'm just lazy and unreliable.

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3. They've already started to talk about Christmas at work.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It was so surreal, it ended up feeling really real.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 524

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9. Keep it, I never wanted it, it never fit properly, and I had to book a slot to buy it.

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7.  Those crackers are slightly smaller now and the recipe has definitely changed.

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5. Perspective is fine if you've got that luxury.

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3. Please don't tell her, I love keeping it secret.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. What you going to do, pull down the Diana Dors statue, that well known controversial figure.

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