Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 526

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9. She moved out and regrets nothing. That's right, nothing.

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7. That situation doesn't get better the older you are.

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5. Why would anyone want to hear about your socks and their failures?

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3. It's not stupid to bring it, you're stupid to think it's stupid to bring it.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I like skimmed, then I add double cream to it.

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