Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 524

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9. Keep it, I never wanted it, it never fit properly, and I had to book a slot to buy it.

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7.  Those crackers are slightly smaller now and the recipe has definitely changed.

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5. Perspective is fine if you've got that luxury.

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3. Please don't tell her, I love keeping it secret.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. What you going to do, pull down the Diana Dors statue, that well known controversial figure.

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