Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 537

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9. It smells like rotten eggs, but tastes like cheese.

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7. All my basic maths happen on a Thursday.

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5. I'll deal with Hannah when she gets out the door, just get her through it.

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3. It's the unknown appetite. 

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You'd never find me wearing that face.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 536

 Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10.

9. It's a big number, but it's not like turning 30 has suddenly crept up on her.

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7. The chocolate ones are tasty, the lemon ones are foul.

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5. I refused to have any reference to it and kept moving.

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3. But it's more hassle and this way I use the same one each time.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They gave her a new cut and she thinks she's been reinvented.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.