Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 536

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9. It's a big number, but it's not like turning 30 has suddenly crept up on her.

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7. The chocolate ones are tasty, the lemon ones are foul.

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5. I refused to have any reference to it and kept moving.

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3. But it's more hassle and this way I use the same one each time.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They gave her a new cut and she thinks she's been reinvented.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.