Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 537

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9. It smells like rotten eggs, but tastes like cheese.

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7. All my basic maths happen on a Thursday.

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5. I'll deal with Hannah when she gets out the door, just get her through it.

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3. It's the unknown appetite. 

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You'd never find me wearing that face.

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