Brown Heads To Town

Swindon Centric has learnt that Gordon Brown will be in Swindon for most of tomorrow.

Swindon Centric Says ; Look out for the bus! Perhaps his transport will allow him to sample the wi-fi in Highworth, but as political visits go, I doubt it will get mentioned.

Tony Blair Goes ; Promises To Return To Regularly Clean His Toothill Wall

Tony Blair made public his resignation date, 27th June and got into a melancholy mood as he made a speech at Trimdon Labour Club.

Swindon Centric Says ; It's Ta-Ta Then To 'Trust Me' Tony! And Hello To Gordon 'Sean Connery' Sounding Brown (Prudence!)