Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 78

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10. It's culture 'lite'.

9. Everyone else walked, I got on the wrong bus, but still got there before them.

8. On the surface it's all calm, but underneath it's struggling to remain 'as is'.

7. Sixteen minutes left.

6. Let me say hello to him, where is he?

5. A doctor from that university is not a real doctor.

4. The impression I'm getting, is that most people don't know what a recession is.

3. I hit my marks like a gunman on a hit, which is as much as anyone can ask for.

2. I remember the Pob kids show on Channel 4.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Why don't you say something interesting, instead of just talking about how much money you've been forced to spend?

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 77

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10. They were expecting thousands and, like, ten turned up.

9. You should have just hung up the damn phone.

8. More on that in a moment.

7. I have chocolate for tea.

6. It's surprisingly spreadable.

5. A guide to the book is available, but not the book itself, how mad is that?

4. He'll fall asleep in the back row and wake up when he wants ice cream.

3. That dynamite powered space heater is going on ebay tomorrow.

2. Never trust a woman who can't spell 'Tuesday'.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Please don't squint, you'll ruin the whole effect.

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