Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 77

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. They were expecting thousands and, like, ten turned up.

9. You should have just hung up the damn phone.

8. More on that in a moment.

7. I have chocolate for tea.

6. It's surprisingly spreadable.

5. A guide to the book is available, but not the book itself, how mad is that?

4. He'll fall asleep in the back row and wake up when he wants ice cream.

3. That dynamite powered space heater is going on ebay tomorrow.

2. Never trust a woman who can't spell 'Tuesday'.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Please don't squint, you'll ruin the whole effect.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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