Monday, February 02, 2009

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 86

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I'm living again, awake and alive.

9. Hello, good morning, how you been?

8. I don't like the colour of that sky, Chief.

7. They closed the road so they could move a rather large person.

6. She was talking about all this personal sexual stuff on the bus, I wouldn't do that.

5. I missed you like a cat with no neck misses licking it's own arse.

4. Only shooting stars break the mould.

3. Sliding, flying, here we go.

2. He thinks it cool to leave a pause for the people at work to pick a name, idiot.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Are you allowed to get married on that day of the week, are you sure?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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