Monday, September 21, 2009

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 117


Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It goes through your mind every time you see her.

9. I couldn't keep my eyes off them.

8. We're trimming fat.

7. We're the only modern country that doesn't recognise the true value of sherbet.

6. Cost will double, then you'll be sorry.

5. It's jealousy, but you didn't hear that from me.

4. The booing was fine, it was the cabbage throwing that he objected to.

3. MGMT, turn it up.

2. The doors are in different places.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You know your workplace has reached a certain standard when you get a laminator.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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