Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 189

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10. Hold my feet.

9. I'm done, thank you.

8. They're not skin-tight, these are skin type, feel that.

7. He's right out here, no, not there, here.

6. I don't feel properly equipped.

5. Take your kindness and shove it.

4. You are on fire with a song in your heart.

3. I found those pens underneath a cake case on the bargain shelf.

2. He's still got my shirt.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I suspect it's far far worse than it looks.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.