Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 192

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10. It's a fare boundary, you better dig-deep.

9. I would go up to the top-deck, but the air's rather thin.

8. There's been two missing and now they're changing drivers.

7. I heard that the 54 is going to disappear altogether.

6. It was a sort of cry.

5. I expect she'll be on the next one.

4. They've got a bargain day and everything's practically the same price as the carrier bags.

3. A smartcard? Just don't lose it.

2. Your motives are always cheap.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She looks like a yeti with that fur round the hood.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.