Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 201

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10. Be a good lad and go home.

9. I can read the report, unless you have something to add, it's all there in black and white.

8. Mr. Richardson has been there all morning talking about percentages.

7. Moving my feet will only make this shopping go all over the floor.

6. A more gentlemanly fellow would have given up his seat, but we all know what you are.

5. It's probable that she doesn't even know she's doing it.

4. There's nothing remotely similar in the way they act.

3. For once, it's not my fault.

2. I was looking for an explanation and a new jacket to be honest.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. What would you say you'd list, in order of popularity, of their gluten-free bars?

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 200

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10. It's dirty and underhand, I love it.

9. Don't know her, but I've heard about what she did at Longs last week.

8. Martin refused to listen and now so do I.

7. I left over 10 years ago, feels like yesterday.

6. The manly thing to do is admit nothing and pretend you never heard of it.

5. She still wants a boob job, perhaps on one of them, but not both.

4. You should take on board about half of what he says, then pretend to take on the other half and you'll be fine.

3. I can smell manure.

2. It should be active, rather than reactive, but that's asking for the moon.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I need to get some new pants, I don't need to tell you why.

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 199

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10. It's woman and not girl.

9. I want them to go after the nuts.

8. You can't attack someone on policy, it's got to be on personality.

7. I left my brolly on the number 16, I think the NHS have it.

6. All I could hear was 'I don't like it', then I walked out.

5. Can you all stop talking please?

4. Don't think I don't know who the regional manager is, because I do.

3. It was full of religious iconography.

2. This is wonderful news.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If he was mayor, we'd all be walking around in orange jumpsuits with headcams.

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 198

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10. We're pushing on this and I insist it's what everyone wants.

9. It's back down to where it was before the bubble.

8. Standard is a word that has new meaning.

7. I suspect it won't come out until it's too late.

6. She needs shoes she can carry.

5. I'd like my change back please.

4. It's not a vault, it's a box with the word 'vault' written on it.

3. There's some truth to the way he lies.

2. No chance of a salsa then?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Compassion is hugely underrated, rather like BBC 4.

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Coate Building Plan Turned Down!

Unconfirmed reports are that Swindon Borough Council's Planning Committee has turned down the application to build on land near Coate Water.

Swindon Centric : A great big, massive hand to those who voted against the building, Councillor Dale Heenan, in charge of the committee, well-bloody-done Sir!