Saturday, October 08, 2011

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 222

The type of bus and colours seen on the Swindon and District bus fleet in Swindon, which was taken over by Stagecoach in the early nineties. Seen here in red and cream a Leyland Titan 110 (GNF 10V) at the Bristol Harbourside Rally in May. This picture is used with the kind permission or Rob McCaffery, who's excellent Transport Illustrated site is highly recommended, click here for more.

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Take his teeth out and hide them in strategic locations around the house.

9. Don't be so sympathetic, it comes across as desperate.

8. Try and look normal, I know it's hard.

7. You need a theme, you can't just be efficient from now until the day you retire.

6. I said take it outside, which was an ironic thing to say in a tent.

5. 'Morning', that was all I said and she jumps down my throat and slaps me about the chops.

4. It must have been difficult working with an award-winning idiot for two weeks.

3. I expected less cheek, but what can you get from a man that wears those dirty shoes.

2. We've exhausted your appetite for hummus, what next?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There seems a distinct lack of interest in my legs, which has never happened before.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!

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